[vague end of the world spoilers]

I don’t want to talk about it.

· 1 month ago · Apr 3,2012 · 1 note
tagged #ryan #anon #gif

Thank you! But that’s… not a question.

· 1 month ago · Apr 2,2012 · 1 note
tagged #gif #anon

Everything you want to know about me: skeletondetective: askvalkyriecain: That’s, very, um, sweet of...

skeletondetective:

askvalkyriecain:

I wanted you back.

(…did you give her the money back?)

I made no such agreement. So I am free to ask why you carried me that first time we flew instead of just holding me by the arm like you usually do.

And I did you. Why do you think my mind conjured you up so often?

I did, actually. I always pay my debts, if I want to and it seems fair and I have my payment on hand and I can be bothered.

Now, that’s some fine oathbreaking there. You should learn from me; I am a shining example of honesty and reliability.

(I wanted to know it was you. I wanted to feel reality, to feel its weight and substance. Your weight and substance.)

I guess that explains it.

But not why I was singing and dancing.

A policy that also applies to saving lives?

I’m not even going to talk about how ridiculous that is. Or, well,  was. As you promised to never lie to me  again.

(I was taller. And stronger. Did you need to pick me up to figure that out?)

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools

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skeletondetective:

askvalkyriecain:

That also goes without saying. If it didn’t effect me, why would I have spent 11 months searching for you…?

I am flattered. Though I figured that out from your mention of how many delusional mes you met there. Bothering you and being irresistible.

I once had a woman search for me for five years because I owed her money, you know. Maybe you’d left something in my jacket pocket that day and you wanted it back? 

I thought we’d agreed not to speak about the tricks my mind seems to play on me… Especially not the ones related to you.

I wanted you back.

(…did you give her the money back?)

I made no such agreement. So I am free to ask why you carried me that first time we flew instead of just holding me by the arm like you usually do.

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools

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skeletondetective:

Well that just goes without saying, Valkyrie dear.

Ah, so you’re admitting that my little holiday affected you? I’d like to say that I didn’t think of you once whilst I was in the sunny alternate realms, but I’d be lying.

That also goes without saying. If it didn’t effect me, why would I have spent 11 months searching for you…?

I am flattered. Though I figured that out from your mention of how many delusional mes you met there. Bothering you and being irresistible.

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools

skeletondetective:

askvalkyriecain:

That’s, very, um, sweet of you.

must not laugh

You are so brave for hiding your massive crush on yourself. I do not have that bravery, obviously. Perhaps I do not love you as much as you love yourself?

I suppose I just have a bigger, ahem, heart than you. I might love you more than you do, I might love myself more than you do… Goodness, what’s even the point of having those pesky aortas and ventricles when they don’t let you win a game of emotional capacities? 

That just means your heart will be broken twice as hard, Mr. Pleasant, if anything bad happens to me.

I mean, I actually have a blood pumping organ and I was a mess when you went to the Faceless One’s realm.

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools

skeletondetective:

I know, it can be tough trying to contain your love for me. Heaven knows I find it difficult. And I love you too, Valkyrie so very much, so I can sympathise for you ruining our best-laid plans of discreetness in the cold grey face of the tumblr anons.

That’s, very, um, sweet of you.

must not laugh

You are so brave for hiding your massive crush on yourself. I do not have that bravery, obviously. Perhaps I do not love you as much as you love yourself?

(Source: askvalkyriecain)

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools #((sorry it was glitching))

skeletondetective:

askvalkyriecain:

Great. Another one.

….Do you know what, anon? You got me. I am in love with Skulduggery.

Clearly.

It’s all true, everything you’ve heard. I had wanted to keep it a secret, but… Well, you only live a few times. 

Oh, Skulduggery.

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
via skeletondetective (source askvalkyriecain) tagged #april fools #gif #((i stopped and said what am i DOING several times as I took this))

Great. Another one.

….Do you know what, anon? You got me. I am in love with Skulduggery.

Clearly.

· 1 month ago · Apr 1,2012 · 26 notes
tagged #skulduggery pleasant #anon #gif #april fools

At the moment?

Not sure. Have any recommendations?

· 1 month ago · Mar 26,2012 · 0 notes
tagged #anothersuitcase #gif